Hah – I think I’ve cracked it at my third attempt. In the first two tries my words kept disappearing under a bit of screen. here we go then…
Hello everyone – or perhaps I should say anyone?
I am brand-spanking-new at this. Totally shiny. Straight out of the box. Still have a full 12-month warranty. Haven’t the foggiest idea of what I should be doing – I suppose you can tell eh?
One of the tips said a blog is like the diary you kept when you were a kid. Not much help as I thought diaries were for girls (I was a boy by the way). Anyway – got up this morning and had my breakfast. Looked at my e-mails. My better half got up and I had another breakfast. Took my little dog (and my neighbours dog) for a long walk. I call them my bitches. Had lunch. Created a blog. Started blogging. Had dinner. Went to quiz. Came home. Went to bed.
The last couple were ficticious as it’s still only mid-afternoon here.
I could have expanded certain parts of my diary – like the part where I took my bitches out. Really I was looking for dead bodies. I know that sounds macabre, but have you noticed that when all these bodies are found, it’s invariably by a man walking a dog? I’ve been dog-walking for decades. I must be looking in the wrong places.
As this is my first time, I don’t know how long this article should be. The clever little word count says 228 – oh wait it’s just jumped to 248 – it must be a slow counter. My point is that I don’t know how many words I should be writing so I’ll pack in and hope that somebody puts me right. (270 now). No wait 289.
Right – I’m off to read some other peoples’ blogs and then I’ll know better next time. ‘Bye from me and the bitches.